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POUNDING SAND - 10oz Pouch

POUNDING SAND - 10oz Pouch

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When you tell someone to "pound sand" help them follow through with this easy to deliver bag of pounding sand. The perfect gag gift to let someone know how they should waste their time (pounding sand). OR, if you have a serious ax to grind, get the final word and send it anonymously. 

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  • MESS-FREE BAG
  • OPTIMAL POUND SIZE
  • GLUTEN FREE

WHO SHOULD I GIVE IT TO?

The under $20 Christmas gift

You’ve got ten names on the list and one paycheck left—this is exactly why we made it. Under twenty bucks, looks like you spent forty, and shows up in time to save your holiday reputation.

A stocking stuffer for your sibling

For the brother who still steals your hoodies and the sister who lives for an inside joke—this tiny package packs maximum sibling-shade and bragging rights. They’ll know instantly it came fr

Your coworker who can't chew quietly

Every lunch break you’ve plotted revenge in silence. We built this with you in mind: a gift that says I hear you (literally) and keeps HR out of it. One wrap and your office karma is balanced.

Your Ex who gave you the "it's not you, it's me speech"

Remember that speech? So did we. This was made for the delicious moment when you can laugh, move on, and drop a perfectly petty surprise in their mailbox—no closure text required.

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WHY POUNDING SAND

A GIFT THAT GETS A LAUGH

No matter your intention in sending, chances are it will put a smile on the face of the person receiving, or at least a perplexed look.

DELIVERY OPTIONS

Ship anonymously to the recipient, or ship to yourself so you can hand deliver and see their reaction.

SIZED FOR SATISFACTION

Compact enough for a mailbox or stocking. Big enough to fit most fists. Perfectly poundable.